on *:INPUT:*: {
  if $1- == :) { /say :-) | halt }
  if $1- == :)) { /say :-)) | halt }
  if $1- == :))) { /say :-))) | halt }
  if $1- == :)))) { /say :-)))) | halt }
  if $1- == :D { /say :-D | halt }
  if $1- == :s { /say :-s | halt }
  if $1- == ;) { /say ;-) | halt }
  if $1- == :p { /say :-P | halt }
  if $1- == :( { /say :-( | halt }
  if $1- == :(( { /say :-(( | halt }
}