menu nicklist {
  Slap Script - by rCreative 
  .Slaps
  ...Slap With Trout!: /describe $chan slaps $1 around a bit with a large trout
  ...Slap With Alarm Clock: /describe $chan slaps $1 with a alarm clock
  ...Slap With Banana: /describe $chan slaps $1 with a small Banana
  ...slap with Pink Macintosh: /describe $chan slaps $1 with a pink Macintosh
  ...Slap With Hand: /describe $chan slaps $1 with his very own hand
  ...Default: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
  ...Keyboard: /describe $chan throws a keyboard at $$1
  ...Lemmings: /describe $chan sends hordes of lemmings over $$1
  ...Nuclear: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around with nuclear waste
  ...Uglypeople: /describe $chan  discovers $$1 $+ 's picture at uglypeople.com
  ...Windows: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around with Windows XP
  ...C++: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with a 500lb C++ manual
  ...Sneeze: /describe $chan sneezes in $$1 $+ 's face
  ...House: /describe $chan burns $$1 $+ 's house down
  ...Dark: /describe $chan follows $$1 into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
  ...-